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more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
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i want this on my blog ok
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- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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opening a tanning salon and calling it Ku Klux Tan
ku klux tan, where the white can get a little bit darker but not too dark or we kill them
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most people cannot see the haters but i am psychic so i can feel their presence and i am a medium between their world and ours
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youre not a soulja boy anymore, you are a soulja young man and you are going to have to start acting like one
Source: methlabrador
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